YOU HAD IT COMING!!!

     
Click this for DOLPHIN FUN

 Who are you?! What are you doing here?! How did you get into my basement?! Well. No matter. You're here so you might as well kick off your shoes and sit down. But not on the chairs because i put crazy glue on all of their seats and i don't want YOU sticking around that long. And don't step over there because i put a bunch of loose thumbtacks underneath the carpet over there and i don't want any of YOUR blood on the carpet. Now, down to business.
 
 Welcome to the hall of the Dolphins of Mayhem. We pride ourselves on causing chaos for those who dare cross our paths. We will rob your television sets, steal your newspapers every morning before you retrieve them, teach your children profain language, make vulgar gestures at your dinner table, eat the last piece of cake, blow out your birthday candles and urinate all over the toilet seat. And while you were reading this Pablo just took a crap in your bathroom sink. That'll teach you, you shmuck.

 
 
FUN CONVOS WITH PAUL!


PaULsKa69: nice your name is jiggles
WIGGLES: lol take the a off j and put a w
PaULsKa69: lol i fucked a wiggles once
WIGGLES: lol that was me u shoulda took of the wiggles bag on my head
PaULsKa69: .....
PaULsKa69: Hollah brb wtf omg omg
PaULsKa69: thats funky crazy cool
WIGGLES: lolz yeah ..i hate the when the bag breaks cat ditch me
PaULsKa69: its crazy sick bro your ugly
WIGGLES: yeah thats me crazy sick bro iam ugly
PaULsKa69: you whack still?
WIGGLES: yeah
PaULsKa69: you into guys wiggling right?
WIGGLES: yeah ...i dont like doing the dishes
WIGGLES: do u like to fuck wiggles?
PaULsKa69: uh..no i like jiggles...
PaULsKa69: certain kinds but whatever its cool
WIGGLES: wut does that mean
PaULsKa69: meaning theres some jiggles i don"t like
WIGGLES: o
PaULsKa69: Allright then have a good night your gay


PaULsKa69: i showed matt some guitar stuff hes good
Stevie Head 187: that's cool
PaULsKa69: nah its not cool
PaULsKa69: take it back
Stevie Head 187: ..
PaULsKa69: what happens when he gets better then me and u?
PaULsKa69: and he becomes a pimp
PaULsKa69: and he owns us as slaves?
PaULsKa69: and we eat mayo out of his hand
PaULsKa69: isn"t that the worse torture
PaULsKa69: i think so
PaULsKa69: so never praise anybody on a instrument
PaULsKa69: or ull be sucking mayo from a dish washer
PaULsKa69: wow this looks like im going post this on the site....brb


PaULsKa69: GG allin - bite it you scum
PaULsKa69: great song
ElPadrino3: not as good as fuckin the dog
PaULsKa69: lol yeah
PaULsKa69: GG ROCKS
ElPadrino3: i fuckin love gg and wanna cover him
PaULsKa69: ME 2!
PaULsKa69: ARE U SERIOUS?
PaULsKa69: I LOVE GG SO MUCH
ElPadrino3: WE GOTTA COVER GG ALLIN
PaULsKa69: i vote we cover bite it you scum
ElPadrino3: awesome.
PaULsKa69: HOLY SHIT I LOVE U MAN..your the only one who wants to
PaULsKa69: today matt and dan said no
ElPadrino3: i would prefer "fuckin the dog" but im willng to settle
ElPadrino3: what a bunch of faggots.
PaULsKa69: but if me u and steve vote yes then we can
PaULsKa69: me and u can take turns singing the lyrics
PaULsKa69: how great is GG allin?
ElPadrino3: fuckin perfection
PaULsKa69: once i get a caR im going visit his grave
PaULsKa69: you gotta come
ElPadrino3: i know this guy who had tickets to see him, but he OD'd and died the day before

( my theory is...that guy was ..chad....)


PaULsKa69: i have a question
PaULsKa69: do girls masturbate?
HIDden GiRL: you know the answer to that
PaULsKa69: I DON"T!!
PaULsKa69: I NEVER GET A STRAIGHT ANSWER
HIDden GiRL: kkk some girls finger themselves and stick objets in lol
HIDden GiRL: duhhh
PaULsKa69: I heard they do it like 3 times more then guys do
HIDden GiRL: ok well good for them
PaULsKa69: ill get to the bottom of this
PaULsKa69: and i don"t care if you at the top
HIDden GiRL: I dont. really
HIDden GiRL: there is just no bototm
PaULsKa69: well in the rare case that girls finger them selves with key chains and candels ...your going down
HIDden GiRL: lol I dont care? masturbation isnt fun- from my point of view
PaULsKa69: well maybe you need more lube or you need more crazy thoughs..or maybe you need some PCP pipe
HIDden GiRL:??
HIDden GiRL: maybe you


 
( CONVOS FROM LAURA )


iNdEcIsIoN 2003 (4:24:50 PM): this one time me and my friend rich went to the store we got water
iNdEcIsIoN 2003 (4:24:51 PM): it was awesome
Peppermint Grl (4:25:03 PM): "O" man...thats a crazy story
iNdEcIsIoN 2003 (4:25:10 PM): i know its crazy
Peppermint Grl (4:25:15 PM): how do u plan stuff like that out !?
iNdEcIsIoN 2003 (4:25:19 PM): we dont
iNdEcIsIoN 2003 (4:25:22 PM): thats what makes it so special
Peppermint Grl (4:25:38 PM): ur so free spirited
iNdEcIsIoN 2003 (4:25:52 PM): im like a robot without the need for oil


iNdEcIsIoN 2003 (3:57:46 AM): no ones to fat for ice cram
iNdEcIsIoN 2003 (3:58:25 AM): except for maybe santa claus
Peppermint Grl (3:58:37 AM): he likes cookies
Peppermint Grl (3:58:42 AM): not ice cream
Peppermint Grl (3:58:52 AM): how does santa live in the northpole
iNdEcIsIoN 2003 (3:58:53 AM): but he lives in the north pole how couldhe not like ice cream?
iNdEcIsIoN 2003 (3:58:59 AM): with a big tent
iNdEcIsIoN 2003 (3:59:00 AM): stupid
Peppermint Grl (3:59:03 AM): the north pole is in the middle of the ocean
iNdEcIsIoN 2003 (3:59:20 AM): its not france
Peppermint Grl (3:59:28 AM): ur france


Peppermint Grl (11:59:31 PM): me and amee got the can
iNdEcIsIoN 2003 (11:59:39 PM): was there food inside?
Peppermint Grl (11:59:48 PM): then 3 other people quit cuz we got fired
iNdEcIsIoN 2003 (12:00:04 AM): nice
iNdEcIsIoN 2003 (12:00:29 AM): today i worked
Peppermint Grl (12:00:39 AM): 2day i was fired
iNdEcIsIoN 2003 (12:00:58 AM): lies
iNdEcIsIoN 2003 (12:01:03 AM): you ate it all
Peppermint Grl (12:01:33 AM): ate what? my job?
iNdEcIsIoN 2003 (12:01:53 AM): yes
iNdEcIsIoN 2003 (12:01:56 AM): thats why you got fired
iNdEcIsIoN 2003 (12:01:58 AM): you ate the whole thing
Peppermint Grl (12:02:29 AM): im sorry
iNdEcIsIoN 2003 (12:02:32 AM): its ok
iNdEcIsIoN 2003 (12:02:36 AM): as long as you didnt eat my job
Peppermint Grl (12:03:21 AM): i dont eat royalty


SatineSage (4:41:08 PM): hi its julienne
Peppermint Grl (4:41:18 PM): http://www.fantasticfacials.com
SatineSage signed off at 4:43:12 PM.


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There's BLOODY BLOODY GORE dripping from the BLOODY BLOODY WALLS
to the BLOODY BLOODY FLOOR...
 
Better check your children's bedrooms for safety's sake...